Its gonna be ok, trust me, its gonna be ok
Have work at 11 so I actually have time to have breakfast. Whatttttt
All semester I’ve been coming to this class and TODAY is the day I walk in to the wrong class.
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy